sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
sex [options] ... [username] ...
DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.
OPTIONS
Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
- -1 masturbate
- -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
- -b buggery
- -B animal
bestiality with animal
- -c chocolate sauce option
- -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s
-W)
- -d file
get a date with the features described in file
- -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the
net)
- -f foreplay option
- -F nasal sex with plants
- -i coitus interruptus (messy!)
- -j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
- -l leather option
- -m masochism (see -s)
- -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
- -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
kills it)
- -o oral option
- -O parallel access (orgy)
- -p debug option (proposition only)
- -P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
- -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
- -s sadism (target must set -m)
- -S sundae option
- -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
- -w whipped cream option
- -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
ENVIRONMENT
LOVERS is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
FILES
/usr/share/sex/animals
animals for bestiality
/usr/share/sex/blackbook
possible dates
/usr/share/sex/sundaes
sundae recipes
/usr/share/sex/s&m
sado-masochistic equipment
BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
HISTORY
Oldest program ever.